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CHEAT AT ONLINE POKER, AND
ACCUMULATE MASSIVE SUMS
OF MONEY! GUARANTEED!
Read the following sentence carefully:
“There exists a way to cheat when you play poker online so
you always
know the hole cards of the majority of hands at the table.”
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Do you grasp the
magnitude of the above sentence? Yes, you can sit at an
online poker table and know with certainty the cards
held in several hands! What this means is profound.
It means you can consistently WIN, adding a steady flow of funds to
your bankroll.
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MAKE
$10,000 TO $84,000 PER MONTH!
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These
figures are not an exaggeration. Using this system,
you
can
make anywhere from $10,000 to $84,000 (or more) every
month.
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This
is it! This is what you’ve been wishing and hoping for!
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Compare these two hypothetical computer screens: |
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(Click either
picture to see a larger size.) |
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The screen
on the left is what you are accustomed to seeing when
you play online poker. The screen on the right
illustrates what it feels like to cheat using this system.
Notice that cards are visible. That is the feeling of playing poker with this
cheating system!
The first time you do this, you
will hardly believe your eyes. You will need to
get used to having so much control over the game. You will feel like a child in a
candy store with a blank check. Winning is easy when you
know the hole cards and control the betting of the hands. Ask
yourself: How much
money do you suppose you could win if you were essentially viewing a computer screen like the one on
the right?
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YES,
THIS IS POSSIBLE! PEOPLE ARE DOING IT!
The only question is: Do
you want to be one of them? |
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Allow me
to introduce myself. My name is
Timmor L. White. I am a middle-aged man, with an education in software and technology. Until
recently,
I was earning a
six-figure income in the Internet and communications
industries. Then, without warning, I was let go. That’s
when I started playing online poker... and losing! Lose, lose, lose... you know the feeling? No
matter what I tried, I could not come out ahead... until
I uncovered this way to cheat. Now, I have perfected
it, and I am willing to reveal it to you. I will explain, in
full detail, everything you need to know so you can cheat and generate
huge amounts of cash!
I WILL
SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!
I will not give vague
instructions that leave you hanging in the air and
wondering what to do next. I will present complete and
specific details on exactly what to do and how to begin.
And you can start immediately!
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THIS
SYSTEM IS 100% FOOLPROOF! IT CANNOT FAIL. I
GUARANTEE IT!
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Are you tired of
struggling, hour after hour, trying to play solid poker and
grind out a profit? Are you fed up with studying
poker strategy, concentrating on every hand and
playing well, only to see your entire bankroll slip
away with a single bad beat? If, instead, you want to join a tiny
percentage of players who know how to cheat by taking advantage of Internet
technology, then
here is your chance.
When you cheat with this system,
you do not need to rely on skill, and you do not need to
be lucky. This system of cheating is far more
reliable than skill or luck.
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LET’S
TALK ABOUT CHEATING...
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I need to say
something about the concept of cheating. Throughout
this text, I use the
word cheat. I considered using other words, like
manipulate, scam, or even swindle. But the
word cheat is most accurate, most descriptive of
what this system is. I do not shy away from
this word. I intend to tell it like it is.
To put it bluntly, the information I have for you instructs you in how to cheat.
Maybe you think that
sounds cool... sounds intriguing or attractive. Well,
hold on. Not so fast. The fact is: Cheating is not for everyone.
Before you obtain this system to cheat, you should ask
yourself some hard questions.
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little quiz for you. Answer these three
questions:
1) You are
seated in a real-live poker game. The guy
to your left unknowingly
holds his cards in such a way that you are able to see them. Do you:
A. Tell
him so he can correct the problem and not
let it happen again.
After all, that’s common courtesy, and it’s the right thing to
do.
B. Keep this information to yourself and
use it to your advantage. You
hope no one ever notices that you can see an opponent's
cards.
2) You are
playing in a casino. While dealing a hand,
the dealer inadvertently
flashes one of the cards and you see it. No one else notices.
Do you:
A.
Announce to the table that you saw one
of the cards being dealt.
Everyone at the table is also entitled to know what that card
is.
B. Keep quiet. You hope the opponent receiving that card stays in the
hand so you will know one of his hole cards and have an
advantage.
3) You are
in a friendly home game. While a player is
shuffling the cards, you
happen to notice the card that ends up at the bottom of the
deck. Do you:
A. Ask
him to shuffle some more. You inform
everyone that you caught
a glimpse of the bottom card. They appreciate your honesty.
B. Keep your big mouth shut. During that
hand, that card will be out of
play. Knowing that fact gives you an advantage, which you’ll
take.
How did you
do? If you answered these three questions
with Choice 'A', then this information is
not for you. You are a great person, an
honest and ethical human being, and I would
want you for a trusted friend, but I do not
want to give you this cheating system. Please
leave this website right now, and do not
come back.
However, if you answered these questions with
Choice 'B', then you have what it takes to
cheat. Your mental
makeup is such that you are capable of using what I have to give you. To you, I make this cheating system available. |
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The question is:
Are you a person who is capable of cheating?
If not, then do not obtain this system. It will do you
no good.
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In the
above quiz, notice that every Choice 'A' answer is
what you SHOULD do. If you are playing poker and
you see an opponent's cards, you are “supposed” to
say so. That is an implicit rule of fair play. And many
players would do exactly that. However, if you are a
person who would NOT, then hey... I have something that is
right down your alley!
I WILL NOT JUDGE
YOU.
I will not conduct an ethics class and discuss right and wrong.
The issue is simple: If you feel that
cheating is morally unacceptable, then don’t cheat. This system is not for you. Go away. If,
however, you are willing to do whatever it takes -- even cheat -- to gain an
advantage and defeat your opponents, then you’ve come to the right place.
I am informing you that this system
of cheating is possible, and
I
can instruct you in how to do it. The decision to cheat or
not
rests entirely with you, based on your free will.
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And if you act now, you
will also receive the valuable and SHOCKING
report:
“What You Absolutely Must Know About ONLINE POKER AND THE
LAW!” |
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The
answer is a resounding
YES!
The truth is, this system of Internet cheating is 100% LEGAL.
Using it cannot possibly lead to any legal consequences of any sort. I refuse to break the law, and I
refuse to encourage anyone else to break the law. This
system is no more illegal than spotting an opponent's cards and not telling him. That is unethical,
but it is in no way illegal.
Make no
mistake about it, this way to cheat is against
the
rules of online poker websites. But it is
NOT illegal.
What are your chances of getting caught? If you follow my
instructions exactly as I say, your actions will
be impossible to detect. No matter what poker software you use, you will
remain undiscovered. While it
is true that poker sites do not want you doing this, you can do it without them knowing.
Even if you do not do
things as I instruct and you somehow get found out, the
poker site will merely warn you that you are violating
their rules. The worst they could do is close your account... which means you
would need to
open a new one. But don’t worry... if you do as I say,
no one will be the wiser. |
Where can I use
this cheating system?
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This
system works regardless of which Internet poker websites or software you
use or which tables you sit at. For example, you can play at the following sites:
Party Poker, Pacific Poker, Poker Stars, Titan Poker, Full Tilt
Poker, Bodog Poker, CD Poker, Absolute Poker, Ultimate Bet,
Planet Poker, Empire Poker, One Internet Poker, Noble Poker and many others.
It works regardless of the game
played:
Hold 'em, Omaha, 7-Card Stud,
Draw, Razz, Hi/Lo or any other
game.
And it works regardless of the stakes, the limits
or the blind structure:
low
stakes, high stakes, limit, pot-limit, no-limit or
any other structure.
THIS
SYSTEM WORKS! THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!
Click here to see comments from those who’ve used this
system.
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A few things this system is NOT:
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It is not
a method of calling a friend on the phone and
getting him to go online and sit at the same poker table
as you. That is called collusion. It is far more
difficult to pull off successfully than people
realize, and it rarely nets a profit for those involved. This system, on the other hand,
requires no accomplices. You act alone. No one needs to know you are
doing this, unless you tell them.
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It is
not a poker-playing “bot.” Nowadays, you can buy a
software program that plays poker on its own. The
theory is that you turn it loose, and it plays
perfect poker, making you a profit over time. Not
one person who buys these things is happy with
them. They cost $300 or more, and they rarely recoup
that cost. Plus, they are easy to detect and full of problems.
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It is
not a hand-tracker. These software devices keep track of all
cards that are visible every hand and then attempt to predict what cards will be dealt in
the future. Sounds like a disaster waiting to
happen, doesn’t it? Players who have used
hand-trackers say
they've lost a lot of money trusting them. Some people
claim they can guess upcoming cards
better than these silly things.
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It is
not a random-number buster. These software programs try to detect the
random-number seed that is used to shuffle the cards.
They then attempt to determine the order that cards will be
dealt. Many years ago, one of these programs worked
at Planet Poker, but Planet Poker fixed the
problem. Now, Internet poker sites prevent their random-number generator
from being busted, so these software programs do not work.
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It is not a software helper program. It does not
display odds or hand histories. Software products like these can help a little
with improving your game, but they cannot turn a loser into a winner. And they
are a far cry from anything that could remotely be called cheating, as they are
sometimes advertised.
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It is
not a poker-strategy book. There are plenty of these
around. Bookstores are full of them. Most players
online already know this stuff anyway. Play a
tight-aggressive game; play according to position;
play only solid starting hands, etc. We’ve
heard it all. It’s useful advice, but that’s all it
is.
This online cheating system is none of these things.
It is a way to cheat you will find nowhere else. |
So... what is this
online poker cheating system?
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In a nutshell: It is a system of
cheating designed for online poker that takes advantage
of covert Internet technology. Using this system,
you are able to see the hole cards of the majority of hands
at your table. In addition to that, you are able to
control the actions of those hands. This means you control the betting
and, to a large extent, the outcome of the game.
Does this sound like an
unfair advantage? Does this sound like things are
rigged? Does this sound like the situation at your poker
table is such that you ought to be able to win?
If you like how this sounds, then get
this system
right away... and start using it.
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And if you act now, you
will also receive the valuable and SHOCKING
report:
“What You Absolutely Must Know About ONLINE POKER AND THE
LAW!” |
TIME IS LIMITED
... GET IT NOW!
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This is a
limited-time and limited-quantity offer.
This item will NOT be available for long.
By its very nature, this system requires that only an
extremely small percentage of the online community be aware of it.
New access to this information must be limited.
If you are reading
this right now, then this system is available
at this moment. But that’s all I can say for sure.
What this
means is, if you are
thinking of getting this system to cheat, do it now. Do not put it off.
Get it while you are right here now and this matter is fresh in your mind. If you wait too long,
the chance will be gone, and you will have blown it.
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FOR SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY!
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Let’s cut
through the crap. I won’t insult your intelligence with
a bunch of fancy sales talk, trying to convince you to
buy this system. I don’t need to. Truth is, I am
perfectly okay with you NOT
buying it. Why am I making this cheat available? Because I
want a tiny percentage of courageous players to be able to beat the technology.
But not many! For obvious reasons, I do NOT want too many
people to have this. I will not talk you into
getting this if it is not right for you. I leave the
matter in your hands. You decide.
Notice
there is no form on this page for you to fill in
your e-mail address so I can send you reminders
pestering you to order. There will never be any
follow-up of any sort. (And I don’t want to know who
you are.) I value your privacy, and I respect your right
to decide for yourself what you should do. Either you
recognize this as the incredible treasure that it
is, or you don’t. Either way is fine with me.
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CAN YOU
RECOGNIZE A SLEEPING GIANT WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
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I must
emphasize this point: I want only serious players to have this way to cheat. I do not want
people getting it who have a casual interest or are simply curious. I want this to go to
the right people, people who will appreciate it, people who deserve it!
Does that
describe you? If not, please leave this website
right now and don't come back. If you are less than
serious about playing online poker, and you want to
dabble in this only out of a sense of curiosity, please... do not obtain
this cheating system. It is intended for those who are capable of
understanding its power.
How to cheat at online poker: At
the most basic level, when a person playing online poker cheats, he or she is
using some method of manipulating the rules of fair play in order to create an
unfair advantage. The result is inflated winnings.
$10,000 to $84,000 per month!
Using this system of cheating, you can make between $10,000
and $84,000 (or more) every month. Those are
hefty monetary figures.
And you
risk nothing to try it!
You
assume no risk when you obtain this
cheating system. It comes with a complete, iron-clad
money-back guarantee. You cannot lose.
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100%
MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
Put this system to the test anytime
within the next thirty days.
If the Ultimate Online Poker
Cheating System is not
everything I say, if you are
dissatisfied in any way with the
results you obtain, if you fail to
make at least $10,000 a month using this system, I will
promptly give
you 100% of your money back. The
essence of this agreement is:
I guarantee your complete
satisfaction! |
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How can you
beat that? Either you make AT LEAST $10,000
in the next month, or you get your original money back! |
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